RIP.PER

Jay Reatard
Jay Leotard
Ray Leotard
Ray Liotta

Total Slacker's music
sounds a lot like their name
--
hazy, lazy
with some majorly sarcastic lyrics.

I spent much of this morning
listening to the songs on their MySpace
--
"Video Store Rental Guy" is pretty funny.
I love total slacker!

they dropped out of school to be in total slacker
they dropped out of school to be in total slacker they dropped out of school to be in total slacker
THEY DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL TO BE IN TOTAL SLACKER
TO. BE. IN. TOTAL. SLACKER. THEY. DROPPED. OUT. OF. SCHOOL.

TOTAL SLACKER- they dropped out of school.

I Love you more than I have ever Hated you

Love-Poem

Twenty ten? Two-thousand ten.
The extra syllable is ours for the taking.

Outside is reverse Hell.
I'm so cold it feels like my phone is vibrating.

But we need art supplies...
like food.

Napkins, plastic bags, styrofoam,
Strange snowflakes.

I wish I had wool skin.
That we were watching the Amazing Race,

How sweet the sound.

Your Future

Meth Lab with Whitney Houston
Meth Lab with Whitney Snyder
French Toast Factory with Lowell Horvitz
Math Lab with Lionel Ritchie.

I'm addicted to KILLING and PAIN, and The Killers.

And painkillers.

KISS

Your performance is lacking in the
IT factor that take bands to the next level.

That make people fall in love and swear
that they'll love you forever.

Your music doesnt do that.