the first one.

we'll play a game of UNO, sipping on whiskey and ginger
then watch HOOK in those red iron chairs
sit up straight and make no attempt to cuddle
hands folded on your lap, elbows off the glass table
what's that smell? is it onions? my armpits?
i would have taken a shower but only the cold water works
and the bathroom's just too tiny and i'm oh so claustrophobic
hmm, i'm feeling kinda saggy
peee eeew, pardon me, uh, i'll be right back
slap on some deodorant and a lacy bra that better supports my rack
your butt probably feels like it was injected with anesthetic,
from the chairs! here put a pillow under that
no, it's still bad, ah crap
then i guess we'll have to go to the bedroom cause there's no where else to lay back
unless we pull out the floor pillow, but i only have one, well, shit
and the living room/kitchen is really cold
and it seems less romantic to wear mittens, a hoodie and 2 pairs of pants
let's see, the cot in the spare bedroom is covered in cat hair... are you allergic?
and with that Babar blanket it's somewhat embarrassing
oh, but my room I don't know
the bed is kinda shaky and squeaky and most likely will collapse
maybe we should go to your place
would you be bothered if when we get there, first i just took a quick bath?