It's dead and I killed it

Mustaches twitch when I smack my hips,
never ever ride cars ride spaceships
old tvs make static blips
money’s a good thing, a good thing

said my iPod makes yours look weak
my fat nose makes yours look greek
my washington’s teeth made of teak
what---money’s a good thing, good thing

took him out to supper at someplace
he said thank you i just said grace
licked fish eggs off his pretty face, said
money’s a good thing, a good thing

i afford it, you hoard it,
i said the word you heard it,
obey me when i say “Sit”
obey me when i say shit,
shit sometimes i don’t even mean it—what

carpeted my house in american flags
but i use chinese when i’m on the rag
found a communist in my laundry bag
man money’s a good thing, a good thing