Top 8

A pattern is forming
Phone talkers

Sean McC two weeks of talking, one night of passion, one day of dude, will you please leave my apartment we’re not in a committed relationship

Big Dick Dave one answered call, a wrong number, but we were hooked, talking to a stranger for weeks until it got too real

Thaddraps on the J platform day one
day two truth or dare
day four rainy night, bad sex, tense sandwich and a hug goodbye
phone fight on day six I don’t get you
day 12 sex again, broke the bed, no one came, you’re not a cuddler
late night/early morning calls day 22-123
day 127 your girlfriend called, should have known.

Vic knew better, figured it out the first time
A month of passion and flirtatious texting
Insert pet name here.
Don’t put that there.

Shakim didn’t know when to stop calling
Forced to lie and stop answering the phone
Another missed call from Private.

G.B. snorted too much powder and it clouded his head
Another one got the nice treatment he didn’t deserve
Best advice I ever got ‘don’t be with someone you feel sorry for’

Mr. J best yet
Phone calls, texts and emails pouring in and out
but won’t come over
Makes plans, breaks plans

He doesn’t know the pattern.

Gotta break the pattern.